After finding his room bugged, Bond calls the front desk and requests another room because "the bed's too small."
Strangely, all of the Russians fail to notice the periscope poking through the floor.
Call Me Bwana is a 1963 British Technicolor farce starring Bob Hope and Anita Ekberg. Krilencu's escape hatch is hidden in Anita's mouth. When he tries to escape Kerim snipes him. "She should have kept her mouth shut," Bond quips.
When Bond finds Tatiana in his bed wearing nothing but a black velvet choker, she twists his arm until he agrees to make love to her, but unbeknownst to either of them, the whole thing is being filmed by Klebb's minions who are watching from a two-way mirror hidden behind the bed's headboard.
KERIM: Your passports. The pictures do not do you justice. I have rarely seen a handsomer couple.
BOND: Mr. and Mrs. David Somerset. Your name's Caroline.
TATIANA: Caroline. I like that name.
BOND: I'll have the grilled sole. And for the Madam. What about you, Nash?
NASH: Yes, that sounds very nice. Make that three of those, will you?
Trying to stall for time, Bond asks for one last cigarette, but Grant refuses. Bond offers to pay 50 gold sovereigns hidden in his briefcase. Grant asks if there are more gold sovereigns hidden in the late Captain Nash's case, and Bond tricks him into detonating a tear gas cartridge, momentarily stunning him, and giving Bond a chance to attack.
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